You are not one of the guys...
Young meat is cougar feast
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She calls it dedication
She's in hypersexual drive
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Czech me out eating this cock
A date with a damn fine ass
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Holy tits sis, what's with those?